“Why does my bum hole hurt after diarrhea”

and

“older circumcision”

The circumcision post probably got them here.

Not sure about the bum hole search…maybe here.

Either way, the brilliance of Google continues to blow me away. I love the internets.

Roasted Turkey (recipe) with gravy
Roasted Garlic Mashed Potatoes
Corn Bread Stuffing
Green Bean Casserole (recipe)
Broccoli Salad with Crasins, Sunflower Seeds and Bacon
Punkin’ Pie with vanilla whipped cream

I started the Punkin’ Pie last night…here’s a few pics:

More pics of Thanksgiving dinner…it was SO good!

Roasted Garlic for the mashed potatoes…

I stuffed the turkey with aromatics. Apples, Oranges, Sage, Rosemerry and Cinnamon.

Sage.

Pre-roasted Turkey…

Wine makes any stressful cooking session worth it!

Broccoli Salad…my mama’s recipe.

You can’t have good gravy without the neck, y’all!

It’s done and ready to eat.

More sage for the gravy.

Punkin’ pie. SO good!

Finished and plated turkey.

The carnage at the end of the meal.

Amy and her mama.

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President Elect, Barack Obama: Renegade

Michelle Obama: Renaissance

Malia Obama: Radience

Sasha Obama: Rosebud

Joe Biden: Celtic

Worst codename: Al Gore who was known as Sundance.

John McCain’s name (you’d think it would be Maverick, right?). Nope. It’s Phoenix. Which is pretty tough.

George W. Bush is codenamed Tumbler. Apparently Unificator was taken.

Here’s the article from the Chicago Tribune.

I want a codename. What should it be? What would you call yourself?

To those “industry” folks that dog her…I agree. She’s not the most amazing guitar player or vocalist. There are many artists that have more talent. There aren’t many, however, that connect with fans better than Taylor…and that’s probably why she’s sold 3.5 million records. She’s personable, funny, quirky and completely honest. She also interacts with fans on a level where you feel like you know her. She’s built up quite a tribe of folks who will be fans for a long time. Myself included.

Also to out-of-touch, toocoolfortheroom, “industry” people who cannot accept that people love Taylor (along with Daughtry, Nickelback and other uncool bands) let me remind you…you can’t afford to make artistically brilliant, credible music if nobody wants to buy it. I don’t care if the band wears girl-jeans and looks like a bunch of pirates. Normal people don’t like that crap and don’t buy it.

Ok…enough ranting. Back to Taylor.

The new album is Fearless. It released today and it’s the $3.99 download at amazon.com…and it’s SO good! I’m not ashamed that I like her. I will own it. I am a fan. I am fearless.

(author: John Piper)

Father in heaven, as we approach this election on Tuesday, I pray

1) that your people will vote,

2) and that they will vote with a sense of thankfulness for a democratic system that at least partially holds in check the folly and evil in all our hearts so that power which corrupts so readily is not given to one group or person too easily;

3) that we would know and live the meaning of

• being in the world, but not of it,
• doing politics as though not doing them,
• being on the earth, yet having our lives hidden with Christ in God,
• rendering to Caesar the things that are Caesars, and to God the things that are God’s;

4) that we would discern what truths and values should advance by being made law and which should advance only by the leavening of honest influence;

5) that your people would see what love and justice and far-seeing wisdom demand in regard to the issues of education, business and industry, health care, marriage and family, abortion, welfare, energy, government and taxes, military, terrorism, international relations, and every challenge that we will face in the years to come;

6) and above all, that we will treasure Jesus Christ, and tell everyone of his sovereignty and supremacy over all nations, and that long after America is a footnote to the future world, he will reign with his people from every tribe and tongue and nation.

Keep us faithful to Christ’s all important Word, and may we turn to it every day for light in these dark times.

In Jesus’ name,

Amen.

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The Old Testament talks a lot about circumcision. Yeah.

I salute you, oh special little candies.

Amy: I think I have athlete’s foot

Josh: What?

Amy: Seriously, my feet itch

Josh: That’s ridiculous, you’re pretty much the opposite of athletic.

Amy: True. But I still think I have it.

Josh: Where would you get Athlete’s Foot?

Amy: From you. You’re feet are nasty.

Josh: Good point.